never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
being really into history is cooler than being into math or science… someone who likes math and science is called a “math nerd” or a “science geek” but someone who likes history is called a “history buff” because of their strong, sensual arms
FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE
harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR
Raider: Are you a girl or a 14 year old boy?
Girl gamer: I’m a 14 year old boy.
Girl gamer is left alone for the rest of the pug.
When someone unironically says “haha girls don’t play WoW!” what they’re really saying is, “I make all the women I encounter in-game so uncomfortable they prefer to remain invisible to me and I don’t even know it.”