when u get online before ur friend and there’s big news in ur fandom
If you are ever feeling sad or inadequate, just remember:
There is almost a 100% chance that at some point in time, your favorite historical figure fell up the stairs.
… they’re making suicide squad into a movie?
oh no fuck that
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
It’s difficult to know how to react to astronaut videos and gifs being both a planetary scientist/space exploration enthusiast and a silly Youtube video connoisseur. Half of me wants to comment with something like “How amazing is it we’ve been to another world and collected samples to bring back and it was humanity’s greatest achievement and we should go again and did you know the lunar maria are lava flood basins in the sites of huge impact craters” and the other half wants to go “John Madden. John Madden. ?!?!?!?!?!?!! 99999 here comes another Chinese earthquake brbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrb aeiou.”
Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP